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Novelty shirts. The clothing you love to hate. But c'mon, somewhere deep inside the recesses of the bitter moat you call a soul...you think they're hilarious. You buy them solely because you'd give your left arm for someone to stop and read your shirt. Just to get the reaction. And, let's face it, until just recently, tee-shirt makers had all but run out of funny, original quips and graphics. However, novelty shirts are again on the rise. With the advent of such online clothing giants as BustedTees.com and OMGclothing.com, there is an ever-increasing selection of thought-provoking garb that's sure to get a laugh (or get you laughed at).

Of course, some faction of elitists will continue to create their own iron-on designs. By the way, if you know anyone who actually DOES do their own iron-ons, give them a swift kick in the pants for me. Thnaks! Mispelled purposefully. Duh.

Stop giving into those "other" guys like American Eagle, Abercrombie & Fitch, Aeropostale, Americrombie, Eaglefitchstale, and the like. Because they're clearly incapable of producing anything that, you know, "looks good for a not-going-to-have-to-sell-my-kidney price". This spring, make a statement. Wear one.